I listened to Cell, by Stephen King, on CD for the trip west. I've seen a few movies made from his books, and I read his detective story (which I hated) and a short story called The Raft. So I figured I'd give old Stevie a try.
This story started off with a bang. It had a terrific first chapter, exciting and genuinely terrifying in a modern tech fashion. From there, it went straight downhill. Intensely introspective, in a bad navel-gazing way.
For those who might have read Cell... is this a bad Stephen King story? Or a good one? Cause if this is a good one, I don't want to read any more. It was full of cliches and pop culture references that seemed to say, "This is where I stole this plot idea."
Reviewers loved these references, and there were many more to other books King had written. Many reviews were thrilled to see King come back from retirement, and seemed to cut him a lot of slack for his wooden characters and stilted dialog. I don't know how you can say, "It was a great book, despite the lousy characters." Great books don't have lousy characters.
A plot driven book with a lousy story poorly told and boring as hell. The protagonists did much more watching the plot happen than doing something. Characters were minimally developed, and I didn't care who survived and who didn't.
I said to LWC at the rest stop, "If I were one of the people in this story, I'd shoot myself in the head." When I got back to the CD, somebody did. Unfortunately, I hung on until the end. The book did its job I guess, it kept me interested (infuriated?) until we got to Colorado.
Maybe I don't like zombie stories. Maybe I'm spoiled by tight plotting and terrific dialogue with wonderful characters, like I'm finding in Gaiman, Gibson, Leonard, Chandler and my new favorite, James Ellroy. At any rate, I think it'll be a long time before I give King a tumble again.