Another silly article about fuck that doesn't say fuck.

I find these things highly amusing. "Let's set down some rules for the words we don't like, but FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T SAY THEM!!!" Remember when you were about 8 years old and people said things like "F-word" and you thought, "Fudge? Flowers?" Herewith we shall make the list of words that thou shalt not sayest, including:

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How do you pronounce that? "Eff dash dash dash"? This is like a law against killing people that says, "Don't do the M-word." Yeah, that's clear as fucking bullshit to me.