I want Blogger Beta.

I've been a good netizen. I haven't spammed or scammed or slammed anybody in my years here at Blogger. My proselytizing about blogging in general and Blogger in specificity has spurred many of my friends to create blogs... some of whom have been given the Blue Button of Upgrade. Whilst I languish in The Land of The Ways of Those Who Came Before.

I tried to find somebody at Blogger to plead my case with, but I can't. So I make this simple plea, launched into the electronic ether much like an arrow I shot into the air. Beta Fairy, conk my head.