Mom 1, Bear 0.

A five-foot tall mother defended her son by beating up a polar bear. I think the poor woman was in shock afterwards.

"She came in in a panic," Conn recalled. "She was obviously in shock. She was saying, 'Bear, bear.' I just took her over to our nursing station and I asked where and if the bear was dead. She said, 'Yes.'"

There are two ways to view this article, depending upon whether you have children or not. (1) That woman was fucking nuts. (2) I can see doing that to protect my kid.