Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Ana Marie has returned, praise Jesus!

Now I know what I missed while the real Wonkette was away. If you hurry over there and look now, you'll find the following four phrases (it's a fun game for the whole family, like something from Highlights or Where's Waldo?): 1) "ass fuckers," 2) "beaver shot," 3) "making shit up," and 4) "douche bag." Here's a hint: They're from four consecutive articles. Like a breath of fresh air.

Spruce up your writing assignments with colorful language like this, students, and you'll get a fucking A+ for sure.

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