Some guy hides in Circuit City for months.

Can't you tell that guy's a criminal just by looking at him? He could be the illustration in the dictionary for "malfeasant." Two questions about this article.

Number one: All those DVDs and you watched Spider-Man 2?
Number two: There is a "secret door" between Toys R Us and Circuit City?

I have to give him props for getting dental work and then setting the dentist's office on fire. I've been there, man.