Heh heh... they said "package."

Toyota renamed a Celica called the "Tsunami" to "Celica Sports Package." Let that be a lesson: Always have a good second string name just in case. That sounds like they were scrambling for a replacement. This Canadian article makes it sound like 147,000 dead brown people are insignificant when they add that five Canadians have died as well. "Oh gosh, now it's important, eh?" They should have changed the name to "Tsuonami." I bet that's why that Oldsmobile was called "Toronado" and not "Tornado." I predict the "Hurriocane" will be next.

UPDATE: Here's the Jeep Hurricane. Won't they ever learn?