The new laws of fashion.

My beloved Esquire, the only real magazine for men (women have millions, like shoes), produced a list of fashion guidelines. There are 50 of them, and I agree with about 12, including 4, 10, 17, 19, 24, 30, 33, 35, 42, 45, 47, and 48.

I disagree with 10 of them, especially 9 (my color palette has only blacks, blues, greys, and reds and certainly no fucking pink) and 14 (if women look good in a man's shirt, then I look good in a bra... which I don't, not even a bro... women in men's clothes disturb me greatly). The other ones I disagree with are 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 12, 13, and 25.