The Moby quotient.

Has your favorite band "sold out"? Here's the equation to evaluate their sell-outedness. Just click the link, it's funny and hard to describe.

Each factor is ranked on a scale of 1 to 10; the number assignments can be subjective, but the formula is useful in gauging the relative outrage fans should feel with each instance of this continuing cultural blight. The higher the result, the greater the degree of selling out.

I love it when somebody applies something that looks like math to something that can't be quantified. With nice graphics.