Sure, you've figured out your carbon offsets. But what about your asshole footprint? Vanity Fair tries to be another men's magazine I'd like, but it's no Esquire.
Regrettably, some Americans are simply not aware of how large an asshole footprint they leave on the planet. Here, Vanity Fair offers a questionnaire that will help such individuals determine the size and breadth of their footprint.Also provided are ways to reduce your asshole footprint, and places to contribute in order to purchase asshole offsets.
(I only answered 1 yes in the assigned questions for my age group. Which is how I know this test is bogus. But funny.)