Friday, August 31, 2007

Testarossa tragedy.

Can this really be true? Redheads extinct in just a few decades? Evidently it's a recessive gene and fading fast.

Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and producing little redheads of their own.
Less than two percent of the world's population has red hair. OMFG! Redheads, start mating! With each other! Except you Everhart, come over here.


Mkae said...

Here's the reason. And this is true, because this exact situation came up in a conversation at one of my recent conventions.

Ask a room full of guys "Would you ever date a redhead?" The entire room will emphatically nod their heads and say "hell yeah"!

Then ask, "would you marry a redhead?" The same room will quickly shake their heads and say "no fucking way!"

See? They're like the movie you'll rent, but won't buy for your DVD shelf.

By the way, my personal redhead score is 2. And I fully support the above statement. ;)

Shocho said...

Well, I married one. LWC was quite the auburn-tressed beauty in her younger days. However, even though I have lots of redheads on my Mom's side of the family, we did not produce a ginger progeny.

Asking guys who they would marry is like asking cavemen to fix your computer. They have no fucking clue.

Bpaul said...

What is the name of the fine lassy in the picture sir?

Shocho said...

That would be the lovely Angie Everhart. She's a model, and she has acted, or at least tried, but to no avail.