When Tony Dorsett ran for a 99-yard touchdown for the Dallas Cowboys, he set a record that can never be surpassed, but only equalled. (A few passing touchdowns have also been of the 99-yard variety.) You can't get a longer touchdown than that without going to Canada.
So sorry, Fox, we know how you hate to give television shows a chance, but you're just tying a record set by ABC with Emily's Reasons Why Not (yeah, I never heard of it either) last year.
In the tradition of highly promoted flops that lasted just a single episode like ABC’s Emily’s Reasons Why Not last year, Fox canceled Anchorwoman, a network spokesperson confirmed Thursday afternoon.I figure a cancellation doesn't count unless at least one episode was shown, and you can't get a number less than one. (We're talking counting numbers here kids, don't give me that math shit.)