Cost of seeing coed tits gets pricey.
The lead story on USAToday today featured this picture. The headline read, "Cost of higher education gets more pricey." What I get from this image is, "Coed tits still look terrific." The phallic tower in the background is nicely subliminal and fits this theme. I'm not sure why they selected this image to illustrate rising costs of college courses. Maybe those aren't real, and therefore they're showing us something expensive. Maybe I should read the article. Nah. Wait, there's a caption.
Incoming freshman Samrita Varde sits near the main library at Michigan State University in East Lansing. College officials hope to raise tuition by nearly 10% in the fall.Ah, "raise tuition," that explains a lot. There's something sexual about "incoming" too. LWC returns Sunday, in case you were wondering.
5 comments:
You are cracking me up lately.
I can agree about the coed thing tho -- I had to go down to Portland State campus a few days ago to do an errand. It's summer now. That requires only legality to be considered (and pressured, sorely) in clothing.
Ouch.
The tinnitus will wear off in a few weeks I'm sure. But I may have damaged my endocrine system.
Good point. Let's imagine this: You're the staff photographer for USAToday. They send you to the local college campus for some "atmospheric shots." You come back with 250 pictures of coeds in tight shirts. "What the fuck were you thinking? We can't use any of these!" "Here, this girl is reading a book!" you desperately point out.
Note how far forward in her lap that book is.
Also, she's on like page 3.
Best ... blog title ... ever. Especially the "seeing coed tits" part.
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