I am embarrassed.

The new MacBooks have motion sensors designed to shut off and lock the hard drive if the machine suffers a big motion shift, like if it's dropped. I wish you had one so you could use MacSaber.

Yes, the rumors are true. It fires up noises just like a lightsaber. Yes, it's also true that I am fucking done with StarWars, and I have been ragging on the Wii and its motion sensor controller. (I found MacSaber at Wii have a problem.) However, I think it's cool that I can make lightsaber noises with my laptop. I turn this on and rock my laptop back and forth and I can't help but laugh out loud. I think maybe I'm a loony.