Why I don't like God.
I don't need so many damned pain receptors in my kneecaps. My knee sticks out there in front where I can see it, and I know when it hits something. When I hit my knee on my desk, white hot pain that makes me unable to walk is NOT FUCKING NECESSARY.
Are we still in beta testing? Like Microsoft: release = beta? Didn't Adam tell Him, "Oh man, that's way overkill, tone that down."? Just shows the value of good development.
/first-class ticket to hell right here
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Well, if you believe in evolution (or more specifically, Intelligent Design, I guess) then we're at several million revisions.
I do think that we're certainly a better model than 1.0. :)
Amazingly enough, I saw this story on Drudge right after I read your blog:
http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/060403_church_good.html
What about people asphyxiated by too-tight fancy dress shirts in church? Fatal auto accidents to and from? Churches destroyed by tornados? I say it's too dangerous. You might hit your knee on a pew.
Do you read Drudge to reassure your faith after my blog destroys it? Lord knows I try.
I read Drudge to balance out the crap in the New York Times. It works! Try it!
As I once told Mr. Holland the Younger, "Who wants balance?"
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