Monday, April 03, 2006

Why I don't like God.

I don't need so many damned pain receptors in my kneecaps. My knee sticks out there in front where I can see it, and I know when it hits something. When I hit my knee on my desk, white hot pain that makes me unable to walk is NOT FUCKING NECESSARY.

Are we still in beta testing? Like Microsoft: release = beta? Didn't Adam tell Him, "Oh man, that's way overkill, tone that down."? Just shows the value of good development.

/first-class ticket to hell right here

5 comments:

Mkae said...

Well, if you believe in evolution (or more specifically, Intelligent Design, I guess) then we're at several million revisions.

I do think that we're certainly a better model than 1.0. :)

Mkae said...

Amazingly enough, I saw this story on Drudge right after I read your blog:

http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/060403_church_good.html

Shocho said...

What about people asphyxiated by too-tight fancy dress shirts in church? Fatal auto accidents to and from? Churches destroyed by tornados? I say it's too dangerous. You might hit your knee on a pew.

Do you read Drudge to reassure your faith after my blog destroys it? Lord knows I try.

Mkae said...

I read Drudge to balance out the crap in the New York Times. It works! Try it!

Shocho said...

As I once told Mr. Holland the Younger, "Who wants balance?"