Monday, March 06, 2006

To do list.

Gee whiz, fellers! I hope we are as well defended against the Eye-ranian nukeyoular threat as we are against the Eye-rakky nukeyoular threat, cause you know how bad that was!

U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations John Bolton, speaking at a convention of Jewish-Americans, said it is too soon for the UN Security Council to impose sanctions on Iran but other countries are talking about doing so and Washington is "beefing up defensive measures to cope with the Iranian nuclear threat."
Step #1: Rule by fear using invented threat.
Step #2: Defeat invented threat by conquering country.
Step #3: Lather, rinse, repeat.

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