Freaky-looking watch you can't afford.

It's name is Cabestan. Why can't you afford it? They're only making 135, and they run a couple HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS each.

I can't figure out how to tell time with the fucking thing, but if I could afford to buy it I could hire someone to operate it for me. If you can't pony up the cash for a tune-up for your V12 Ferrari, you shouldn't own one.