Dave Barry talks 24.

In this single glib summary, Dave Barry brings you up to date on the world of Jack Bauer, Who Shoots People In The Thigh. There are no spoilers, only questions. A simple one sentence tidbit follows.

As you may recall, last season Jack thwarted the evil genius terrorist Marwan, who shot down Air Force One so he could get hold of the nuclear codes to launch world's slowest nuclear missile (code name: Injured Moth) which apparently was operated by Delta Air Lines because it took like three weeks to get from Iowa to Los Angeles, where it was shot down in the most anticlimactic television scene since Geraldo opened Al Capone's vault.

Hell, it's Dave Barry, so there really aren't any facts to speak of. Don't miss the link to the hot new girlfriend.