Passion of the Spaghetti Monster

This is fucking funny. A Wired News interview with the FSM's main apostle Bobby Henderson. He's writing a bible/manifesto right now. Some quotes just to give you a taste:

They need to be out there calling these people retarded all the time. Nonstop. The ID people are winning because the scientists think if they ignore the issue, it will go away.

He's planning to build a pirate ship, to do missionary work for Pastafarianism. A pirate ship. Reread that sentence again, I am not making this up.

As huge and bad-ass as we can afford. The fund exceeds $100K at this point. Pirate ships are expensive though. Plus cannons, etc. The first several months will be cruising around, spreading the Word to others. Probably in a tropical locale, where they need converting, I assume.
WN: What about those cannons?
Henderson: Cannons are for defense, that's what I figure.