Top Ten Female Celebrity List. And More.
Hollywood showed us his, so here's mine. I try to keep politics and gender objectification out of my blog, but I am by nature a flaming liberal and a flaming heterosexual. I should probably find other things to spend time on, but it's difficult with these hotties on the brain. Listed alphabetically.
Top Ten:
Monica Bellucci
Teri Hatcher
Salma Hayek
Angelina Jolie
Milla Jovovich
Ashley Judd
Natalie Portman
Rebecca Romijn
Charlize Theron
Uma Thurman
Also Rans:
Jessica Alba
Halle Berry
Kristin Davis
Eliza Dushku
Katie Holmes
Famke Janssen
News: Alexis Glick
Sports: Danica Patrick
Weather: Jillian Barberie
Politics: Rania of Jordan
Update (more Also Rans):
Morena Baccarin
Scarlet Johansen
12 comments:
Thumbs up on Monica, Teri, Salma and Angelina. Milla doesn't do it for me and Ashley Judd has been in too many movies with Morgan Freeman. The bottom four in your top 10 have their moments but I don't know.
How Jessica Alba isn't in your top 10 after Sin City is beyond me. Would Halle be in the top 10 if it weren't for Catwoman? Kirstin Davis just doesn't do it either. Nor does Katie (Xenu will save me) Holmes although I see her now in a much crazier light than before.
Where were:
Eva Longoria? - I mean c'mon...
Catherine (Xenu will save me) Bell?
Lynda Carter? (sorry, she will NEVER leave the list.)
So, CK just likes girls with weird names, huh?
Poor old Joan Smith never had a chance.
Maybe I should make a top 10 Male Celebrity list...
Man, Morgan is cool, he just adds to her mystique. And counters the Wynona mojo (strong stuff there).
Eva is just a soap actress to me. Whatever that means. So was Salma once.
There is something about Halle Berry that bugs me, and I didn't see Catwoman. Can't explain. She should let her hair grow long. If she wants me.
Kristin and Katie, man, perky dimple thing, I can't explain that either.
They all have weird names now, Joan Smith is doing telemarketing in Austin.
Oh girls don't think about things like this, do they?
I also have to admit that I was watching some awards show and I said if Penelope Cruz and Salma start talking Spanish to each other, I could die happy. And they did. Whoo boy. All that fantasy needed was me.
I think I'm glad LWC doesn't read this. See, this is why I didn't want to post this list, I'm just gonna get in trouble again...
i absolutely have a top 10 list. i think there are something like 14 men on it. :-)
Mkae: that's what your own list would be for. Do it!
Major: do it!
It's good that we have these lists. Should we ever find ourselves at the Academy Awards together, we've staked our claims up-front and we wouldn't bicker over who hooks up with who!
Yeah, Teri Hatcher, "she's luscious." Heh. You are right, it is probably best that LWC doesn't read this or I couldn't have made that crack.
I've always had a thing for The Weather Channel hosts (the females, although Jim Cantore can bring a smile out of me during a hurricane :-). Maybe it's just me but they seem to always be pregnant. Must be in the "air" :-)
Nope sorry, Scarlet Johansen has to be on my list somewhere and none of the weather girls, fertile though they may be.
Scarlet Johansen is amazing indeed, and should absolutely be on my also-ran list. She's tall, and smart, and stacked, and gorgeous. I've got a post on this blog somewhere of her googlewhack prowess, displayed on my guilty pleasure, the Today Show. Smart is sexy. So are nice tits, just to be clear.
I don't agree on the Weather Channel girls, but I do find the CNN Headline News hotties very newsworthy. Kristi Paul, rrowrr.
Oops, spelled her name wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, Christi Paul:
http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/paul.christi.jpg
Here's another lovely lady not yet mentioned: Morena Baccarin, "Inara" in Firefly/Serenity. She's being rumored for the lead in Joss Whedon's new Wonder Woman project, and I think she'd be fabulous.
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