"The Roper was doomed."

The Roper was in trouble and he knew it. Carefully he opened the door of the refrigerator. Yes, he had been right. No beer. Empty. Nothing but darkness. Silently the Roper began to cry.

Who is this mysterious man known only as "The Roper"? Well, these micro short stories probably won't help you find out, but they're a great read. Download Ralf Zeigermann's Roper Collected Short Stories. I hope there'll be more soon.