I have the best wife in the world.

Yesterday I'm pushing the cart through Target, and we turn to the video game aisle. Moving slowly towards the PS2 end of the cabinet, I lean forward, peering closely, and my finger thumps the glass once loudly. As I stand with my finger on the glass, transfixed, I hear, "Can I help you find something?" My wife says, "We need a copy of Xenosaga II."