It's a woman's world.

All the years of humiliation we have all been through at airports: Empty your pockets. Take off your shoes. Take off that belt. Stand over here while everybody else stares at you. Millions of passengers, millions of flights. But when you put your security wand between a woman's breasts, you went too far. They've changed the policy because women complained. Who runs this country? Go into a Kmart or Target, and you'll find your answer. Good luck finding the Men's department. Sorry, James Brown, it's a woman's world now. I hope you left the seat down. Terrorists will now be recruiting porn stars to hide larger guns.