Monday, September 10, 2007

Sexiest Women Over 35.

As we continue our search to find Women of Substance, let's explore this list of hotties with experience. I was surprised to discover the age of some of these ladies, such as Gwen Stefani and Naomi Watts. And jeez, what an awful picture of Elle MacPherson. However, any list with Monica Bellucci and Salma Hayek gets two thumbs up from me.

Dr. Heimlich told me that there's a formula for figuring out which women are too young for you. It's half your age plus seven, which means my cutoff is 33 and a half. (I disputed this, based on its calculation of 12 when I'm 10.) Luckily, I'm married to the woman of my dreams and we're just talking about Fantasy Island, so I don't think there are any rules in effect.

I'm sorry that this list is on an MSN website that is slower than molasses in January.

6 comments:

Bpaul said...

Nice catch.

and you know my position on Monica Bellucci

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let me rephrase that...

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Jason said...

Interesting. I turned 33 1/2 on July 31.

Between that and our eHarmony Gaming results, I think we should date.

Shocho said...

Ah, so it's called the Standard Creepiness Rule. Like I care what people think if I'm dating Scarlett J.

And Jason, just to be clear once more: No.

Bpaul said...

HA!

Cush1978 said...

I think "over 35" is a pretty big spread. I remember seeing this list before. Sophia Loren looks pretty damn good for 72, but isn't going to look as good as someone in their late 30s. I guess I was looking for the age-to-beauty ratio to level the playing field.

Anyway, my only complaint is the lack of Morgan Fairchild. She's 56 in this picture.

Shocho said...

Ah, Morgan! Remember Morgan Brittany, too? Fairchild has the sexy voice, I'm a sucker for that.