Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Funny colonoscopy story.

In case you're wondering what happened to Your President last weekend, here's a full report from Wonkette.

When you are sleeping the doctor breaks into your house and turns your TV to the Discovery Health Channel. Then, Donald Pleasance, Raquel Welch, and Isaac Asimov shrink themselves and journey in a tiny submarine into your body where they fight The Cavity Creeps with lasers.
Bush had five polyps. I only had two, and mine were "diminutive." Clearly, I am nowhere near the man he is. Or conversely, he had more removed than I did, so that makes me more man than him. Choose your own adventure.


Bpaul said...

The title to this post is oxymoronic.

Shocho said...

Is that like an oxygenated idiot? I'm trying not to take this personally.

Bpaul said...