Saturday, April 14, 2007

The planet's last, best hope.

"We who believe in the immortality of rock took a vow 30 years ago that we would never release this incredibly powerful force unless we faced a Day of Reckoning—and that day has come," said Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi, one of the chosen few who helped forge the Secret Vault to Save Rock and Roll, at a press conference in the Welsh highlands. "Just look at the pop charts, and you shall know I speak the truth."

"Let's give rock and roll its fucking balls back," he added.
Once again, the truth is found in The Onion. Read the whole article here.

1 comment:

Bpaul said...

HAHAH awesome. We subscribe to the paper version of the Onion, it's genius.