Sunday, December 31, 2006

Things I learned from this year's Darwin Awards.

Don't pound a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer.
Don't smoke when you're covered in flammable material.
Don't fill fluorescent tubes with gasoline and light them.
Don't jump from a moving train when it's over a bridge.

There are more good things there, but most importantly, we can all take solace in the fact that these foolish folks will no longer pee in our gene pool. God bless the Darwin Awards.

Happy New Year everybody!

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