Welcome to Mooby's!

Well fuck yeah I want the 2-disc widescreen DVD of Clerks 2, fo shizzle. But Best Buy has a MOOBY HAPPY MEAL version!!! I got the cool box with the handles that has a maze, word search ("I got your games right over here," it says), connect-the-dots, and Mooby's Sing-A-Long.

Who's a friend to the King of all the Monkeys?
Who's a pal to the duck who won't fly south?
Who's the buddy of the Bible-Quoting Aardvark?
Who's the chum of the cat inside your mouth?
He is a cow! It's Mooby Cow!

Inside there's a plastic Mooby's cup ("Beefy Good-Time Cookin'") with a lid and a straw, a Mooby's Funployee visor and a Mooby's Funployee name tag ("Funployee")!!! Oh yeah, and some DVD with a movie on it.