Tanner: Barbie's dog. He wants a treat.

Barbie has a dog, at long last. Ken just hasn't worked out as a pet. However, he was never like Tanner, her new dog who is, of course, wearing pink. Now, the things I will tell you will seem unbelievable, but they are in fact true.

Barbie feeds the dog, and then the dog shits. She is provided with a pooper scooper to clean up after him.

As Dave Barry says, "I am not making this up." Video here. Or go here and click on the pic of A Girl and Her Dog.

I am, of course, a Dog Person. At least Tanner doesn't shit in a box in the Dream House. But you have to think she was better off when Ken... at least he was housebroken.