Marmaduke, explained.

Haven't you always wondered what was going on in those Marmaduke cartoons? Me neither, but This Guy certainly does.

Marmaduke's fat, elderly neighbor-lady believes her phone to be ringing, but her husband tells her that it is probably one of Marmaduke's mobile phones (Marmaduke, for reasons still at large, owns a very large number of mobile phones).

Examples such as this abound. Some are funnier. Here's my favorite:

Marmaduke planned on eating dinner with his fat, elderly neighbors, but they are having something he doesn't like to eat and he flips a shit.

"Flips a shit." Man, that's awesomely deathless prose right there.