I give it one Yo and half a Ho.

Dead Man's Chest was okay. I didn't waste my money or time, and I laughed and jumped at the surprisey parts. It doesn't deserve the best box office weekend ever. However, according to David Lee Roth's "gap theory," you don't have to be good to be #1, you just have to find a slow week. Something has to fill in the gap.

I'm also not happy with the second-actness of the story, which is quite unfinished and nothing more than a pointer quest that says, "Journey to Feathermoon Stronghold and talk to Ralph Kramden there (and get a bunch of new quests appropriate to your level)."

I wonder how I'll feel about this years later. I felt the same way about Empire when I saw it (Where's the rest of my movie?) but now I think it's the best part of the Three Ones That Were Good Ones.

I confess that I am becoming less impressed with whatever it is that Keira Knightley is supposed to be good at. Besides being flaca como la suspensión de las ropas, of which I am also not a fan.

I have spoily comments to follow, so FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP READING NOW AND GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES! You have been warned.