What if WWII were an MMORPG?

This is fucking funny, but damned geeky and obscure. Morepig players will get it, and maybe if you've chatted a lot some will make sense. A solid historical background helps too, and I quote the most obscure reference here.

deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys