Some things you may not know about me.
I don't know why you'd want to know these things, but never let it be said that a bandwagon went by without piquing my interest.
I can't swim.
I can't whistle.
I can't dance.
I'm claustrophobic.
I have flat feet.
I have 2 plates and 11 screws in my right ankle.
Foods I won't eat include liver, brussel sprouts, and lima beans.
I was once a janitor.
I own a pair of cowboy boots.
I was co-owner of a game company.
My first car was a light blue 1966 Dodge Dart.
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I knew two of those!!
mcram
Wow, that would be a GREAT radio name!
Dammit. Should have been more obscure. Did I mention my birthmark?
When you go through security in an airport, do they make you take off your feet?
Let's see.
I can't swim.
I'm pretty sure I knew that one.
I can't whistle.
I can't dance.
I'm claustrophobic.
I have flat feet.
I have 2 plates and 11 screws in my right ankle.
Foods I won't eat include liver, brussel sprouts, and lima beans.
I was once a janitor.
I own a pair of cowboy boots.
Nope, didn't know any of that stuff.
I was co-owner of a game company.
This one I knew too!
My first car was a light blue 1966 Dodge Dart.
Nope, didn't know that one either.
So I'm 2/10 too. I wonder if me and mkae knew the same two?
That is a Frequently Asked Question about airport screenings by the expensive equipment of the Totally Stupid Agency. Only the crazy super-sensitive wand that detected the studs in my jeans (there's a joke there) found the plates in my leg. I warned the guy before he got there that there would be beeps.
I knew all of those.
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