Sunday, June 18, 2006

On a lighter note: Tips for fathers.

There are thirty-six of 'em here. The best one really is #29, but that's because men are pigs with only one thing on their minds. I freely admit that.

13. Forcing children to use toilets will make them dislike toilets.
Children begin using toilets when they tire of that not-so-fresh feeling.
Of course, this is long, way long, after you tire of it.

4 comments:

Mkae said...

That was awesome, thanks for sharing.

Anonymous said...

The second page was awesome too. :) My favorite:

39. Beware your child's uncles, who will teach your kid dirty words, introduce him to liquor, and give him gifts of drums, archery sets, and possibly matches.

40. It is, of course, your natural right to exert the above negative influences on your siblings' offspring.


As I'm going to be an Aunt in a month or so...

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I should leave you with this.

*_*

Shocho said...

Holy crap! A second page. Nice to know that I always read for content. Thanks!