Sad devotion to that ancient religion.
Obi-Wan lied. I offer for your perusal The Force Skeptics Page.
Ladies and Gentlemen, you have been bamboozled. The Force is a fiction that exists only in the minds of deluded Jedi practitioners. The so-called "Jedi Powers" are nothing more than cheap stage-magic tricks that anyone can learn and which violate no known laws of physics. The Masters of the Jedi Order are charlatans, preying upon your gullibility and demanding your blind respect in return.Yoda was a puppet. One more thing: Midichlorians.
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The page you link isn't available. But I do concur.
By the way, Stargate SG-1 had a hilarious Star Wars mention this last week. Vala asked if anyone on the SG-1 team had ever heard of a woman becoming pregnant without a father. Mitchell replies "..well, there is one that comes to mind." T'ealc then says "Darth Vader". Vala, clearly not understanding the reference replies, "Really?? How did that turn out?"
Just replace words like Force with "Scientology" and we'll be good to go
Jesus. The bandwidth is exceeded for the rest of the month. I didn't think I had that many readers.
Your powers know no limits.
My powers are stupid, they don't know much of anything.
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