Friday, March 24, 2006

Diet Caffeine Free Sprite.

Vice Presidential Downtime Requirements, including "All televisions Tuned to FOX News." Now we know what sets Big Dick off on those shooting rampages. In our post 2-11 world, we can only hope that keeping the Vice President away from artificial stimulants will save the lives of his travelling companions. I have only one more thing to say on this issue: "peppered."

For comparison, here are the backstage requirements for Nine Inch Nails ("real" silverware and lots of Budweiser), Busta Rhymes (6 bottles of champagne), hell even Matchbox 20 wants wine and Heineken! Loosen up and live a little, Dick!

Okay, one more question: Has Sprite EVER had caffeine in it? Isn't Sprite always caffeine-free, diet or not?

6 comments:

Kathy said...

Maybe he has them add the caffeine and then suck it back out.

I think Halliburton's got a government contract to do that for our troops in Iraq.

Shocho said...

I am pretty sure that Halliburton does get paid to suck, I'm with you there.

Kathy said...

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Shocho said...

I heard in reference to Abbott and Costello that often the straight man got paid more than the funny guy. So grats on that.

Kindralas said...

Sprite is naturally caffeine free, yes. Caffeine only naturally occurs in certain processed drinks, most notably coffee, tea, and cola.

BTW, Coca-cola originally was a cola steeped in coca leaves. It is, in fact, still done so, however, the cocaine is removed beforehand.

The More You Know. (R)

Aussie-Askew said...

This drives me fuckin' insane. When do you become so enamoured with your vision fo yoru own importance that you can't live without "NC pork or beef" nearby at all times, adn it becomes someone else's problem to cater to you.

As for Dick and Fox TV, it represents that the the man who would almost have his finger on the button is so old school, he can't use a remote.

Murdoch (yeah, he's our fault) will rule the planet's opinions one day.