Friday, January 20, 2006

Sexy bin Laden.

I present this article to remind those of you who might be considering a career in international terrorism. Think, for just a moment, about the possible effects on your relatives who might be trying to start a modeling career.

After September 11, the name bin Laden (which is how it’s spelled when referring to Osama) turned radioactive, borderline satanic-by-association. It made her feel cursed, presumed guilty—made her wonder if it might keep her from ever getting a record deal. So she took her mother’s maiden name, Dufour, which makes for a better first impression, even though the bin Laden taint is always there.
If you find her attractive, just remember, the taint is always there.

4 comments:

Jason said...

Yeah, that's what they said about Shahai, too. But she was still cute.

Kindralas said...

It's the Dark Daughter of bin Laden!

Mkae said...

I think she's really bin Laden without his beard and robes. That's why we can't find him!

thisismarcus said...

Taint is still a funny word, four years on.