Tech support man whore.

Meet the IT Gigolo. He trades computer savvy for sex. If you're a guy, he'll help you out for money instead.

So, this scam actually works? Yeah. Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. One girl didn't even wait for me to finish the virus scan—she just grabbed me and gave me a blow job.

I find this absolutely believable, don't you?