Sunday, December 11, 2005

Killer Japanese Seizure Battle Pencils.

Those crazy Japanese are at it again. Forbidden from bringing their GameBoys and DS's to school, kids are playing battle pencils.

The kicker is that you are playing with pencils. Japanese schools are pretty strict when it comes to games. No cards(except for school sanctioned "Japanese cultural cards" like karuta or hyakunin ...), so poker and Magic/Pokemon are out. But the fact that this uses pencils means that it flies under the radar most the time. And even if the teachers did know about it, what are they gonna do, take the kids pencils away?
They're dice, they're pencils, they're miniatures, and they are lethal weapons in the hands of G. Gordon Liddy.
Liddy once fantasized about killing Dean by jamming a pencil in his neck.
Sure to hit the US soon, I'd predict. The pencils, not Liddy, he's already here.

1 comment:

Jason said...

It's all fun and games until someone takes a pencil in the eye. Then it's the next guy's turn.