Revocation of independence.

You've probably seen this in various forms sneaking around the internet, attributed to this funny British guy or another. Snopes tracks it all down for you. But don't let the sloppy attribution take away the fun, it's quality comedy.

Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed." There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you should not have chat shows.