Archie McPhee is delightfully weird.

In case you've been wondering, here is where you can get products like Angel Snot (there is a strong connection between nasal mucus and the miraculous power of heaven's messengers) Devil Duckie (gotta give equal time), Martian Popping Thing (Martians use similar devices known as "human popping things" to relieve stress on their planet, hence the very low crime rate and lack of hypertension on Mars), and a whole website category of Pirate stuff. As the copy says for the What Would A Pirate Do? Deluxe Spin Folder:

Doodling on a Pee-Chee is fun for awhile, but pretty soon you're going to get the urge to flick something.