Friday, July 22, 2005

There's Sex In My Violence!

Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist, sums up how we all feel in a hilariously irreverent way, as he always does. You should subscribe to his "Notes & Errata" column. This is just an excerpt from the beginning of the article, it gets much better:

Suddenly that downloadable patch you installed last night kicks in and there's, like, a lame and badly animated sex scene, right there, right between the graphic bloody part where you bazooka'd the police helicopter and the part where the gang-banger gets his lame ass beaten with a large handgun, and suddenly you're like, what the hell? Who stuck this lame badly animated sex in here? Where'd my soul-numbing ultraviolent racism go? I am outraged.

4 comments:

Kathy said...

Effing brilliant. I just subscribed to his feed.

Aussie-Askew said...

The man deserves his own place in the Senate. And CK deserves residual glory for bringing it to us.

Shocho said...

::bask::

Mark's been in my blogroll for some time, but haven't mentioned him much. Clearly an oversight.

Kindralas said...

Everything zen, everything zen.

I don't think so.