Thursday, June 09, 2005

FREE KATIE!

Join the movement to liberate Katie Holmes, a young, gifted, actress held captive by forces we may never understand. Even one summer of captivity is too long for one so bright!

I'd just like to say that I support this movement. We can all still hope that it's a publicity stunt, bad dream, or alternate universe.

UPDATE: Sorry, above link now fixed. You wouldn't believe what I pasted in there accidentally. Here are two clues: it wasn't a URL, and it has to do with the previous post. First one to guess wins the right to say he or she was the first one to guess.

13 comments:

TheGirard said...

How about a "Free Girard" shirt?

Evidently the word "limbo" has religious connotations. :(

Shocho said...

Yeah, I knew that, although it's somewhat of an outdated term. I avoided "purgatory" because I thought that was way too religious.

Hmm. I don't really have another term for that. Look at this, Marvel comics uses it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limbo_(comics)

I'd stick with it.

Tom said...

I listened to Leterman during the drive last night (Richmond must simulcast its CBS station) and Ms. Holmes was on.

Dumb as a post. Katie Holmes audio only is a bad bad thing.

Mkae said...

I actually watched Letterman last night. You're right Tom, dumb as a post. If she's slipping in Scientology, even dumber.

The night before, Cruise was on Leno. I watched just to see if he was going to make an ass of himself. The short one certainly didn't disappoint. His "laughter" at Leno's idiotic teasing was so phony and over-the-top you wouldn't believe it.

I can't decide if this is just a PR stunt for the two movies, or Cruise is just happy at getting a free steak dinner for signing up another for Hubbard's nut-club.

Shocho said...

Sigh. I like the smarter ones better than the dumber ones.

Kathy said...

oooh, I want to be the first one to guess. Was it your registration number for QuickTime Pro?

thisismarcus said...

I saw the website but don't understand. What do I have to buy to get a free Katie? Help, it might be "while stocks last".

thisismarcus said...

BTW I guess your credit card number.

Mkae said...

No no. If it's something that Shocho has on a clipboard, it has to be something he probably types a lot and doesn't want to do repetitive typing. My guess is "Yes, please send me more information on penis enlargement!"

Shocho said...

Kathy wins the prize! I guess that wasn't very tough... :(

Shocho said...

No what's on my clipboard now says, "Yes, please send Mkae more information on penis enlargement!" if you must know. :)

DrHeimlich said...

I know some people out there hate Ben Stiller, but the time he hosted Saturday Night Live and they did Celebrity Jeopardy with him playing Tom Cruise was outrageously hysterical. Mainly in that it wasn't that much of an exaggeration.

GiromiDe said...

I don't hate Ben Stiller, and I too thought his impersonation was so good it was creepy.