Unemployment spam. Sigh.

I came across your resume on the Internet and saw you share some of the same qualities and characteristics successful representatives and managers with United American Insurance Company have.

Ooh, did I forget to mention that insurance is the SCAM FROM HELL AND I HATE IT???!!!

Jesus Christ, as if I didn't have enough to worry about. Spam targeting somebody who posted a résumé somewhere. At least Mail was smart enough to tag it as Junk.