Evil genius takes control of Reagan's Star Wars system.

Well, that's my theory about the "laser beams" shining into airliner cockpits, anyway. Wait until said Evil Genius figures out how to use it, and advances past the stage of just screwing around for giggles. All seriousness aside, it looks like the Science Boys are saying all this is silly, and the pilot's can't get their eyes injured at that distance. You can't argue with Science.